May 9th, 2011 by gulien
How To Be Cool when your shoelace is undone?
you are walking down the street and suddenly your shoelace is undone.
At this point, it is important not that you lose control you.
You need only pretend to create a new fashion shoes.
If someone told you that your laces are undone, you say it’s your choice and you import a profile that comes straight from Brooklyn.
It’s easy to be cool, but stay cool every days
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May 9th, 2011 by jeanmouloud
Firstly go in a costume shop
Secondly buy a monkey costume
For finish go in a zoo and walk in the zoo alleys
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May 9th, 2011 by gulien
How To Be Cool when you eat too many Hot Wings of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
Yesterday you had a great desire to eat at KFC. The only problem is that ate HotWings and a large quantity.
Result: you have the stomach burned and you‘re afraid of the toilet.
As usual, it’s really easy!
You take a stopwatch and you give only 35 seconds to do what you gotta do.
You might get hurt but at least it will last only a few seconds …
Be Cool, Stay Cool.
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May 9th, 2011 by gulien
How To Be Cool when you dropped your cigarette in front of your friends?
As in every break you smoke your cigarette, but now you do not drop your cigarettein front of many people.
We have the solution!
Once your cigarette on the ground, you say you‘ve managed your experience. Afteryou told your friends that your experiment was to test the theory of weightlessness.In addition, you wanted to know the wind direction.
It’s simple but effective.
However, if you want the best way to be cool: stop smoking this shit!
Be Cool, Stay cool.
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May 9th, 2011 by rene
Tomorrow, you will go to swimming pool with your friends.
And you don’t know how to be cool with your ridiculous hat.
Forgot your Pair of underpants and bathing cap.
Go the naked swimming pool! Every your friends shall look at you and shall applaud you!
Enjoy the nude life !
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May 9th, 2011 by jeanmouloud
Firstly take a white cane
Secondly put black sunglasses
Thirdly sit down on a bench in a park
And for finish stay here all day long
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May 9th, 2011 by gulien
How To Be Cool when you have gastroenteritis, and there are no toilets nearby?
I’m sure you’ve already found in a public place without toilets
with gastroenteritis.
Once again, we have the solution and it’s really easy!
Always have two or three layers in your bag, well
a recess below your underwear.
Once the old layer, made sure to wash it for power
use it again.
Be Cool, Stay Cool!
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May 9th, 2011 by jeanmouloud
Firstly wear your sunglasses
Secondly go talk to you boss
And for finish makes him a big hug
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May 9th, 2011 by rene
For be cool in africa, you need some tips :
- You must bring a lot of T-SHIRT (forget the pull-over)
- Always got a fresh bottle of water, or ice tea (yes, i prefer ice tea.)
- Always got a produce of anti mosquito. (And again ice tea)
- Bring a big car for safe safari!
And finally, bring again a fresh bottle of ice tea!
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May 9th, 2011 by jeanmouloud
Firstly wear a suit, because suit is awesome
Secondly put your gun in your jacket pocket
And finally find a hot girl
Like that you’ll be a cool spy
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