Monday, April 4th, 2011
BOOOOOAHHHH Picard market is so cold, and so borrrrrrrringggggggggg.
You need to choose a food in a freezer, pay your food, and just get ruined by this expensive market. You want the solution for be Cool on a Picard Market?
Just check this!
Enjoy dude
Monday, April 4th, 2011
Ahhhh, the pleasure of festival, the sun, the grass, the music, the people, just an happen day!
But in the festival, you need to be the coolest, practice this dance, and you can abble to be a COOL GUYS.
Monday, April 4th, 2011
A life dog is not easy every day. It’s a boring life, so if you want to be cool, just buy a skateboard!
Enjoy
Monday, April 4th, 2011
How to be cool…When you fall down the stairs.
The principle of this article “How to Be Cool” is obviously not to hurt when you fall down the stairs.
- When you feel you fall down , get closer to the ground.
- Puts you in a ball! Curl your whole body by bending your limbs against your torso and plate your chin against your chest.
- When you come down, see the damage. Do not get up immediately. Slowly move your limbs one after the other to make sure you have nothing broken.
In cases of extreme pain, call for help, scream!
Monday, April 4th, 2011
Each years, one of your friend makes you going to see the last Harry Potter movie. Because you are a cool friend and he paid for your ticket, you say yes and go to the 22pm show. After 20 minutes of advertising, this holly movie starts. During the first 30 minutes, you try to understand why there is magical things everywhere, why this, why that and finally, why you are still here. Your friend near to you seems to enjoy the projection and make some strange noise with his mouth each time Harry makes some blue light with his magical powers. You can’t leave it alone in the room, he could be chocked. You can’t spend sms with your phone, you can’t eat, well, you can’t do nothing. We council you to sleep discretly. At the end of the movie if your friend ask you what you thought about this movie, you should say «Oh, thanks to Harry and his friends, Lord Voldemort is not coming back to kill everyone, he is the best magician in the world !», it works for every HP movie/book.
Monday, April 4th, 2011
How to be cool…When you have a long day of class and did not sleep last night.
Last night you came out and you did not sleep all night. The only problem that you have a day of classes today and you are forced to go.
First, save your forces! Speak as little as possible to your friends, avoid telling everyone what you did yesterday.
Second, be with a very good friend who can help you all along the day (for example, he will speak in your place if somebody ask questions to you, it will get your lunch at noon).
Finally, take caffeine. Depending on the flavor: Coffee or shot of redbull or burn. (a dose in the morning and one more in the evening).
Monday, April 4th, 2011
On Monday, you always try ton convice yourself that this week is gonna be productive. To motive yourself you start by wearing a black suit white shirt and black tie, as if you were not a student who’s going to learn marketing lessons. So, you’re pretty proud of you, after this week end of parties and sleeping : today is the day which is gonna make this week productive.
But, when you go out from your flat, you can observe two things : First, your flat is well «isolé», Second, your black suit is less. After 200 meters of walking under this sun, you understand that this day is gonna be hot, literrally. All the hope you put in this monday, this suit, this week starts to crush out. Don’t let the weather destroy your resolutions.
First, don’t be idiot, and walk in the shadows, not in the middle of the street under the sun.
Second, buy a fresh bottle of water and drink it.
Finally, watch which day it is. No, we are not monday, we are still sunday, you slept all saturday long and forgot which day it is. Go back to your flat and wear a short.
Monday, April 4th, 2011
How to be cool…When you want to drink all night and skip the hangover the next day.
Tonight a big party is coming. You really want to drink a lot but tomorrow you have a
family meal. Do not panic! We have the solution for you to have fun without limits all night long without having a hangover in front of your grandparents.
This technique is safe and operates every time:
First, during the party you must drink a glass of water every two drinks.
Moreover, we must not ignore the basic rule is not to mix different alcohols.
Then the next day, when you wake up, you make the following mixture:
- Aspirin
-Citrate de betaine
-Vitamin-C
After drinking it, make sure to drink plenty of water all day and you will see that you do not feel some effect of the last night not even memories !
Monday, April 4th, 2011
It’s 8:45, you should be at school at 9, you’re tryin’ to wash your hairs, drink your coffee and wear your shoes at the same time. Accidentaly, you put one little spot of toothpaste on the front of your shirt. You try to wash it but you quickly understand that this toothpaste is gonna be with you all day long. No time to change your clothes, we council you to make a lot of toothpaste spot on your shirt as if it was the original draw. By this way, nobody can’t see nothing and you should say that your shirt is a very fashion piece coming from London or whatever original city.