How to be Cool ?

How to be cool…When you have a long day of class and did not sleep last night.
Last night you came out and you did not sleep all night. The only problem that you have a day of classes today and you are forced to go.
First, save your forces! Speak as little as possible to your friends, avoid telling everyone what you did yesterday.
Second, be with a very good friend who can help you all along the day (for example, he will speak in your place if somebody ask questions to you, it will get your lunch at noon).
Finally, take caffeine. Depending on the flavor: Coffee or shot of redbull or burn. (a dose in the morning and one more in the evening).

Ever been insulted by a boy while putting your IPod, more confident than ever about a song ?
That’s normal hun, you’re wearing a bra and you always smell good, that’s enough to understand why you can’t share every music crush you had when you’re not only with your girlfriends.
First, you have to forget about bitchy songs. Sure, when you’re dancing on « hello little boys, little toys » you feel sexy but you actually just look like a slut with shiteous music taste. Even if the singer is less known than Ke$ha, please just let it go. Enjoy it at clubs or in front your mirror.
Then, keep your depressed playlist for your headphones. I’m pretty sure that if I check your 25 top played songs on your IPod, the #1 is the one you cried the most on (I know what I’m talking about, mine is Hi Life by Syd Matters). Boys don’t cry babe and if you put a song about broken hearts and timeless hopes, you’re gonna be accused of having your periods. Guys can like those types of songs , but not in public.
Basically avoid slow-beats songs, except if they’re in a foreign language (Devendra Banhart or Ibrahim Ferrer can say the hell they want, we’ll never get how cheesy their lyrics are) and give rap a chance.