May 9th, 2011 by rene
Ahhh,
The open air, the sky, the earth, all belongs to the pigeon, they are free to steal in their way.
But to be a COOL pigeon, it requires a big training.
To shit on the pedestrians is an art, is needed the experience, a good meteorological calculation of the parameters. In brief to be cool in pigeon, try the art of the runs in full face!
May 9th, 2011 by schwarzenegraite
Well, last night, you took some strange pill and then, you think you’re a fuckin green and long cucumber.
A problem is solve, you know what to eat and this is not a Maxi Best-of Big Mac Fries Coca.
Choose a part of your body who you don’t care, let’s try with your toes. Pick up a knife, and try to cut your toes in small cubs. Add some onions, some sour cream, curry if you like it put in the fridge and wait 30 minutes.
Now, wake up your friends and propose us some cucumber-toes for lunch. They should be very pleased by your attention. Be careful they don’t eat some extra parts of you last night.
May 9th, 2011 by blogenbraille
We all make fun of ping pong players… Yes they wear some weird shorts and do some strange face when they hit the ball. But, and there is always a but, ping pong is becoming the new cool sport. I don’t know why, maybe because of beer pong ( Really cool game by the way) and the naked girls around the table … But this a fact more and more people play ping pong and they enjoy it. So put on your best short and pull up your socks and do the weirdest face you can ever do, it’s time to play, even if you suck!
May 9th, 2011 by schwarzenegraite
You know, it’s tuesday 7 am, you’re reading a Bret Easton Ellis novel, a description of a snuff-movie. And this pretty woman just next to you is lookin’ what you’re readin’. First, she moves of, far from you, then she pucks on your shoes. After, she makes the conductor stops and insults you of pervert, children eater and terrorist.
What can you do ? All this peoples lookin at you in the wagon ! You, starting to swelter and cry. Then, they start to throw you some stuff.
You just have to throw your tee shirt, start to shout some prophetical stuff about 2012 and walk without shoes.
Then, you will be a normal person in the subway, on tuesday 7 am.
May 9th, 2011 by blogenbraille
We all know that in a restaurant there is some rules. You have to eat properly, to eat quietly and not hit people. Logical…. But at How to Be Cool, we are not like that. We prefer a rock and roll diner. Eat like a pig, pretend that the food has past its use- by date . You scream, you can even dance on the table if you want. And when the waiter or the pretty waitress come to ask you if could be more calm, you simply respond “I don’t care, i’m cool”. Then you can try to invite people to do the same thing, but after some tries when realize other people are ashamed by us. Don’t forget shame is not your enemy, it’s your best friend.
May 9th, 2011 by blogenbraille
Hey there! Normally I would wrote an entire article, but this I have to let the humorist Franck Dubosc speak for me…. It totally understand how to be cool on the beach. How to be dressed, how to act with other. Do the same and I’m sure you will be the most popular guy during vacation. So enjoy this video and try to do the same !
May 9th, 2011 by blogenbraille
Hello folks! We all know that, Mexico is the most trendy country in the world. And today they are not gonna make me lie… Now they all wear point boots, all those boots are unique you can have a loop or a long point. It’s your choose! I hope it will be in US and Europe soon as possible !
May 9th, 2011 by blogenbraille
Being in a nightclub is never easy, the sound is loud, everybody wanna be the best. You don’t know what to do…. Most of the time you try to go on the dancefloor and show your best moves, but when you dance you look like an epileptic who have a crisis. After, ten minutes you decide to get a drink and an other one, and again and again, after that it’s over, you acting weird, sometimes you even go crazy. But you have to see the good points, you are funny! And you don’t care the next morning you will not remember of anything. The only solution ? Bring a camera with you !
May 2nd, 2011 by blogenbraille
Overalls, overalls…. Everybody has wear a overalls in his life. They are cute on children but on an adult it’s a different thing. You look like a complete idiot. But don’t be scared there is always a way to be cool with an overalls. First, maybe you know Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother (if you don’t, go check it right now!), in the show he try to get laid but dress like a kid it’s not easy so he cheat a little bit… he wear his suit under the overalls. But the best way still is the classic. When people ask you why do you wear an overalls, you just respond: ” Old school men, old school”, because we all know that, old school is cool.
So keep this advice in mind… Overalls will rules the world.