Posted: 7th April 2011 by mhygonet in Fashion mood
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Hi guys ! Is your trip allright ?! Are you surviving ? I have a new plan for you !

 

You all know that Paris is THE fashion capital don’t you ? Galeries Lafayette, printemps … Paradise for people who love clothes, bags and shoes. But you also know that this passion has a price ! And cost a lot …

BUT, there’s a solution (as everytime).

Do yimagesou know the STOCKS ? Stocks are brand stores but much less expensive than normally. Actually it’s often collection of the year past, but still fashionably. You can for example have shoes which normally cost 300€ 70% less expensive than normally ! You can find the adress on the internet.

 

 

So let’s start shopping !

When you come in Paris you have to know something’s really important, something which could change your trip : there’s two kind of people in this city. Dark people and shinny people. You can see the difference thank’s to many clues : dark people always look desperate, tired and when you face them, you feel that they seem to want killing yourself. But on the other side, you can see shinny people ! They seem to be enjoyed everytime and everywhere, they’re always smiling and happy and evenif it’s raining 330 days on 365 in Paris, these people seem to see little birds and sun everyday of their life. You don’t want to be in the first part, don’t you ? So ok, if you don’t want to belong to the group of the dark persons, you must avoid the subway. The more you avoid, the more you’ll be ! It makes you nervous and you’ll finish to have different kind of TOC you know what I mean ? So, be shinny and take … a VELIB ! You know, these bikes that you could see almost everywhere on the pavement of Paris ! To take one, you’ve different choice : first, you already have a NAVIGO pass and so, you can take a velib whenever you want, you just have to go in a station and follow the instructions on the monitor. The second option is to take an subscription for one day, one week or one year. Just go on the website and follow the instruction according to the time you want. Whatever the option you take, prices are the same : the first 30 minutes are free, after that, prices depends of your walk. The trick ? Leave your bike every 30 minutes in a station and take another one, it won’t cost you anything !velib

HOW TO SURVIVE ?! BE SHINNY, TAKE A VELIB!

Guys, we all know how Paris can be annoying. But we you’ve got sometime to loose, enjoy yourself and make stupid things! YES YOU CAN !!! You are students! And if you spent your time at trying to be cool, then you’ll loose something!

Change Paris image and make it funny !

little crappy thing!

Hi there.

As I know you’re a fresh new parisian, directly coming from Siberia or juste maybe suburb, the question you’d like to know is : which is the best line of subway ?

This theme is simple, short, maybe useless BUT quit real.

I call…

Line 1 : the oldest, from west to east, but the most taken BUT the most punctual.

Line 7, 9 : Behind the times. If you’re hurried, don’t go. And if you don’t like to be watch, tight, touch, just don’t go to.

Line 3, 5, 8 : My 80 millions. They represent 6% of the traffic… So cooooool.

Line 4, 13 : Welcome to hell. In the top 5 of the most crowded, they stink, they bug and don’t be scared if you see a dead cat under a seat, it’s common.

Line 6, 14 : the high level of underground line. Aerial or automatic, one of the most punctual: the top of the top.

Line 10, 11 : If you don’t like people : go there !!!

—- Edit of 23.13 :  as my dear P. said just before, subway is not only for CSP+ (he’s mad, just don’t care about him ;) )

Hey, this week i’m gonna give you some advices to survive when you’re … you know … “po….r”
Take this as your bible, and you may eat something at the end of the month !

1 : Liddle and Leader Price are your bestfriends now ! (Dia can also be your guy …)

2 : Be poor is a fact, this is a jungle, try to eat everything you can in someone esle’s home !

3 : When you sleep, you’re not hungry, so … SLEEP MORE
(And I know you love that …)

4 : Bring your own steaks in a McDonald, and ask just for a bread. (Well, you really need to be strong for this one)

5 : Chew your food 10 times before you swallow while saying in your head “I’m loving it, I’m loving it …”

6 : With a coathanger and a chopstick, build an arc, and kill pigeon, everything can be cook ! (Plus if we don’t fight pigeon, they’ll finish by conquer the world …, true story)

7 : This one is for your culture ! Go to a doctor pretending you’re sick, and try to steal every magazines you can.

8 : Subway is for CSP+, you’re poor, RUN

9 : You wanna eat crayfish and homar and you wanna know how for free ? Yeah, me too, but you can’t, so don’t.

10 : You want some Coca-Cola ? Be happy with a Cola Cola for 70cts, close your eyes pretending it’s the real one. After 3 month, you’ll think it’s better ! (or not …)

Have you ever try green fairy ?

This absinthe bar of the 11’s could become your new home !
Attention, you don’t only drink, you can eat too. The map follows the trends of the moment while mingling with the traditional cuisine: foie gras mi-cuit, risotto and roasted sea bream with chorizo ​​and fried calamari with arugula juice…
Even if the prices are a little expensives, I this bar could be a perfect place for to hang out with your friends !

La Fée Verte, 108, Rue de la Roquette , 75011 Paris

Tél : 01 43 72 31 24

One of the lonnnnnnngest time in the life of a real parisian student, is trip in train !!

With my three hours a day in transports, I gonna be your teacher for the next lessons.

Are you ready ?

 

Typology :

- They are 6 or 27, they are women, they have and are the incarnation of the bad taste, always sit in the same wagon as you, they speak too loud, are about 50 to 65 years old, knit, laugh, chat everytime about trains’problems and things YOU DON’T CARE, they are… The Third’s wagon annoying !!!

- She is about 18 to 28 years old, wears piercing and butterflies, she stills screaming at her phone even if there are one million people around here, she always talk about her life even if YOU DON’T CARE, she is… The phone’s addict !!!

- He is big, fat, ugly, about 55 to 65, maybe the husband of the third’s wagon annoying (we’ll never know), smells like death, he seems to have not understand that the true place to sit is the place IN the direction of travel (and NOT on the other direction), and above all, stares at you aaaall the travel long !! He is… The annoying perverse !!

 

Cheer up guys, because there are no ways to escape from them, lol.

Just put your ipod headphones one, and stay cooooooool !!

Pastas make you feel sick? You cannot hear from the “steack hachés” anymore? If you feel you are turning into a Carbonara person…

Read this article and your tummy will thank me!

YOU NEED:

  • Salmon
  • Bread
  • Mozzarella
  • Olive oil

On a piece of  bread, put a slice of salmon and a slice of mozzarella.  Then, pour a little bit of olive oil and if you want some salt and pepper. After that, put it in the oven for 3 or 5 minutes.

Please, do not let it burn! A few minutes are okay! Just focus a little bit!  =)

 

Here is a recipe for those who want to eat something new.

You’ll tell me about it!