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The word RAP means Rhythm And Poetry.

Even if the hip-hop was born in the Bronx, in France we have a lots of poets and we know how to use the rhythm. Let me introduce you to the heir of the greatest French poets : Seth Gueko.

This new Charles Baudelaire, who looks like Jean-Marie Bigard,  knows how to use words with style adding shocking punch lines like; “tete de roumain , zgeg de poulain ya pas plus masculine” ( Romanian head, foal’s dick, there is nothing more masculine).

He has very rich vocabulary, he can mixes gypsies languages and French slang and even create his own words.  In his songs he not only use stylistic devices he also tackles sensitive subjects with talent, as in the song “Bistouflex” where he speaks poetically about the taboo of masturbation.

I suggest you to watch this video:

And this  poetic broadcast intervention with John Travolta and Luc Besson:

Bonus track:

Seth Gueko – Dirty Manouche

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This is going to be the first article of a long series.

On the blog Salut Les Nuls, you’ll find topic about what we find fun, strange or stupid on the net. Every article will be accompanied with videos, pictures and music to argue our point of view on a subject. This is not going to be a blog dealing with serious problems. All you’ll find here will be self derision, irony and of course humor !

To begin, i want to talk about dogs. You know, the best friend of man. But also his puppet ! We can see on the net billions of videos showing dogs doing things like playing piano, eating like humans, even humping humans… It became something normal to film his Chihuahua saying “Mummy” or ” I love you” and put this strange video on the net. My favorite words to wrote on youtube are now Crazy Dog, Dog Singing, Strange Dog or Human Dog . People making those videos may have a serious sens of humor, or a taste in  mistreatment of animals. Because I’m pretty sure that there is some kind of training behind this. The dog is probably forced to do this or he will not have his croquet.

I want to show you my favorites videos and it start with a dog playing piano.

This dog is cleaning the streets… May be useful in my apartment.

This is the kind of costumes that I will love buy for my two little Caniche .

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Gary Coleman, well known as Arnol Jackson for his role in the sitcom Diff’rent Strokes in the 80’s, was describe as “one of television’s most promising stars”.

In his childhood, he suffered from focal segmental glomerulosclerosis and autoimmune kidney disease.

His friendly face and his popular expression “What’choo talkin’ ’bout, Willis?” made the success of the american sitcom.

But after years of celebrity he struggled financially . The worse moment of his life was  when he has to sell his Gamecube on Ebay with an autograph in other to get money for the drugs.  Bad Gary

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